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Nowadays you need to be a scientist if you want to be a killer.

Asking my brother about his work...
  • Brother:
    There are always these kids that are loud as fuck and their parents don't do shit about it.

  • Giselle:
    Wow that sucks.

  • Brother:
    Yeah, I know, they need to shut the fuck up. I mean, it'd be okey if the kids were cute and all but, no, they're ugly as fuck.

  • Brother:
    Little girls with unibrows? What the fuck? Where the fuck do you see that?

“ You know Giselle… beauty is universal. I mean, I can say a guy is cute.
— Brother
O.
  • Giselle:
    Hurry up. Why does it take you so long to fix your hair? What are you, a girl?

  • Older brother:
    Yes.

  • Older brother:
    You know Giselle........

  • Older brother:
    in order to be a great guy

  • Older brother:
    you gotta be a great girl first.

My brother just came home and gave me a Hello Kitty Fun Box.

Greatest & Bestestestetst Brother in the World Award.

Driving with my brother...
  • Brother:
    Look at this bitch walking in the middle of the fucking road. What a fucking bitch, do you see that? Do you see her face? She's all pissed and shit too, like I'm in her fucking way.

  • Giselle:
    What.

  • Brother:
    Middle of the fucking road holy fuck.

  • Brother:
    Oh my god look at the look this motherfucker has on her face right now. Fuck you. You're bitch ass kids are ugly as fuck anyway I don't give a shit if I run over you.

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