$$$$:
I think sometimes people use money for the wrong reasons. Or sometimes they mistake the pursuit of money for the pursuit of happiness, or the other way around. But I think, yeah, it can make a person 100% happy. Only, it can’t make everyone 100% happy.
The last time I cried:
Well, ok. Let me explain this one.
So I had this unicorn. And it was really beautiful.
Beautiful like Angelina Jolie beautiful or like love beautiful.
I went through great lengths and spent vigorous late nights
taking care of this unicorn.
But that isn’t the point, I grew unhealthily attached to this unicorn.
This unicorn was mine and mine alone.
It’s safe to say that I loved this unicorn.
But one night, while I laid in a state of madness,
my unicorn was kidnapped.
I found out that the circus wanted my unicorn
because it was such a beautiful unicorn,
and it would bring them endless profit.
And it did. Because it was the best thing.
The best best best best best thing.
A time I was embarrassed:
Once, a long time ago, I peed myself in 7-11 from laughing too much. My best friend was just so funny. I peed of happiness and it was embarrassing but somehow we managed to convince the employee that it was apple juice. It was embarrassing, but the good kind. It was a good kind of embarrassment.
My day:
I woke up. Went to the doctor’s. They took my blood from me.
Got home: Made 172 index cards for my permit exam.
Went to sleep because I was upset and alone.
Woke up: Got yelled at by my father for making 172 index cards for my permit exam.“This isn’t calculus, Giselle”
Skype with Hulk.
Rub a dub dub.
My brother’s friends came over to party.
They’re still here.
My ideal husband:
——good at being a wife because I’m really really bad at it.
——will understand the way I speak/move
——knows what upsets me/when I am upset/why I am upset and bothers me about it until I confess it
——nice tummy
——will give me babies whenever i’d like
——nice face
——nice body
——has a higher maturity level than me
——will comb my hair
——will boss me around
——clever and intelligent
——gets 5 o’clock shadows
——good daddy
——wears a suit every day
——gives me kisses and cuddles whenever i’d like and wouldn’t like
——#1 big spoon
——sleepy
——doesn’t listen to me when I say don’t touch me
——big big big hands
——sweet eyes
——sweet love/ fun love/ chill love/ mean love/ insane love
10 things I want to say to 10 different people:
1. You aren’t as interesting as I thought you were.
2. I didn’t forget you. I just need to get it together and get better at showing my feelings ~
3. Sometimes I feel like I let you down.
4. I don’t show it as much anymore but I truly truly truly would be lost in a terrifying situation if I don’t have you.
5. Why she always lyin’ tho.
6. I kind of look at you like you’re my guardian angel lol.
7. I realized that it’s you, so it isn’t scary at all. Why didn’t I realize it before?
8. When you talk to me, I get this weird vibe. Like a lot of the things you say are trying to find something negative. And they are trying to prove that something isn’t as special or as good as it is.
9. You’re quite cozy.
10. I feel really protective over you. No one is allowed to hurt you or lash out on you or yell at you or do anything to you. No one.
