December 2009
16 posts
“You loved me ‘cause I was fragile when I thought that I was strong.”
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hey hey hey
Someone wanna go to menlo with me later?
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Kuya: If I find out you get a boyfriend, I'm going to stab him to death.
Giselle: -_-
Kuya: STAB HIM TO DEATH.
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It's Christmas and I'm spending it alone, in my...
“As days and months add up, like they belong to the two of us but nothing...”
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3-week-old bruised pomegranates taste like liquor.
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-_-
Dad: [comes in the office as Giselle is doing Blankley's devil child] Can I print my football picks?
Giselle: Sure, go ahead.
Dad: [prints his picks then takes the paper and pauses as he looks at Giselle.] You know, you're such a good daughter. You study a lot, you get straight A's, you're pretty, you dress well, you listen, you have no boyfriend, and you're always responsible. [shakes his head] You're such a good daughter.
Giselle: [looks at him weirdly]
Dad: So, want to pay for the sushi? I didn't withdraw any cash today. [smiles]
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Oh my buddha,
In a little bit, I’m going to go to the oral surgeon to get two of my teeth pulled out.
god.
I hope it turns out well, considering that the last time I had to do this, they had to strap me down to the surgery table because I was going ballistic.
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“I realized today that I’m going to hell. HAH! But not alone.”
“Slanderers do not hurt me because they do not hit me.”
“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don’t expect it back.”
– Stephen Wright
